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	<description>The brutal reality of an aging man trying to cope with a world he no longer understands</description>
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		<title>We Won&#8217;t Cum in Your Mouth&#8230; Promise</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2013 21:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a magical time of year. The Christian holidays are a fading image in the rearview mirror of the New Year and with the exception of Three Kings Day, Orthodox Christmas Day, Stephen Foster Memorial Day, Orthodox New Year Day, &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/we-wont-cum-in-your-mouth-promise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gun Fanatics Destroy Local Economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2013 14:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idaho Falls – Approximately 400 – 3500 frightened middle-aged white folks gathered at the Bonneville County court house yesterday to protest the federal government. Unhappy there is still a half-black president running the country, these self-proclaimed patriots took to the &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/gun-fanatics-destroy-local-economy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Made in China</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 17:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On behalf of my fellow AARP members, I would like to have an open and frank discussion about a plague in this country largely ignored by polite American society. Stickers. Not the awesome “I Voted” stickers you get at Hawthorne &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/made-in-china/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Things Insomniacs Think About</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goddamn it, why can’t I just fall asleep like a normal person? I wonder if people who are assholes do that shit on purpose or if they don’t even realize they’re assholes and that everyone hates them. My back is &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/things-insomniacs-think-about/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hooray for Lance Armstrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2013 14:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Americans, we love to be told what we want to hear, and there are plenty of folks out there that are more than willing to fill that role. From infomercials to political debates to religion, it seems the only &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/hooray-for-lance-armstrong/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Free Home Repairs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2013 00:16:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I dropped Alabama off at the airport this morning; she’s off to see kin in Southern California for the weekend. That means I’m a bachelor for two full days, and unbeknownst to most folks, I’m not very good at being &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/free-home-repairs/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>God Loves America</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 17:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was listening to NPR on the way home from work last night. Robert Siegel was doing a piece on All Things Considered titled Climbing down the fiscal cliff.  Siegel had a panel of hoity-toity experts from fancy newspapers and &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/god-loves-america/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Fiscal Cliff</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 17:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I noticed the pre-cancerous basal cells are back on my face again. So applying average American voter logic, I’m gonna call 1st Street plumbing and have a repairman come over and take a look to see if he can treat &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/the-fiscal-cliff/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas to All</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 08:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Living as a middle-aged fat man.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What the fuck kinda dickhead would wanna own something like that?&#8221; was my Dad&#8217;s response as a vet and  seasoned firearms trader  to the first AK-47  he saw for sale at the Idaho Falls Armoury gun show back in 1973. &#8220;Fucking &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/merry-christmas-to-all-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Smart Phones &#8211; Jennifer Aniston Nude &#8211; And YOU!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2012 18:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Clarence Worly</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I can remember, I&#8217;ve always hated talking on the phone. I was never one of those teens who wallowed around on the floor bleating nonsensical gibberish about who was making out with who and can you believe she said that? I&#8217;ve always likened &#8230; <a href="http://www.clarenceworly.com/smart-phones-jennifer-aniston-nude-and-you/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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