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Category Archives: The American West
Entertainment in Idaho Falls: It’s Not Your Father’s Hair Bands Anymore
It was a long weekend in Idaho Falls. A couple years back there wasn’t much to do here in the River City on the weekends. Well, you know, other than plop on the couch in front of the TV, scream … Continue reading
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*Honest* Republican Screws Idaho Out of $1.34 Million
There isn’t a single pink-cheek conservative Idahoan who has any real understanding of how politics work at the state level. For the politically connected, the formula is simple: Tell the dimwitted minions in your district how much you love Jesus and jobs and your … Continue reading
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Utah Hunter Kills Last Canadian Unicorn: America! Fuck Yeah…
It’s been thirty-seven days since my last post. For the better part of those thirty-seven days, I’ve been sick, which always makes me a rag sandwich. Still, in that time, I managed to open for one of my favorite singer/song … Continue reading
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My Marriage is Ruined – Thanks Obama
When Alabama and I woke up this morning there was something noticeably different in the overall dynamic of our relationship. Gone was the semi-euphoric feeling of love and trust, gone was the overwhelming desire to stay in bed and cuddle. … Continue reading
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It’s Cinco de Mayo!
Yes, today is Cinco de Mayo, which means, “May 5″ in English. Now most folks I know use this holiday as an excuse to drink copious amounts of tequila, eat a few dozen tacos/burritos/fajitas, and spew a bit of profanity … Continue reading
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It’s No Motor XIII
Yes, this is an updated version of last years No Motor piece, but if you haven’t read it, it’s new to you. Come to the No Motor on Saturday and have the time of your life, or stay home and be … Continue reading
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I Met a Hippie and I Liked It
Last September we had a visitor. Alabama’s cousin Jake from New York was on his way to Seattle to look for work. Jake’s not from NY City mind you, he’s from Tupper Lake. That’s the depressed but beautiful little berg … Continue reading
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I Got Nothing
I’ve often said it takes a troubled person to create anything truly meaningful artistically. It doesn’t matter whether it’s fine art, literature, or music. It’s been my experience no one is moved by a painting of a happy little flower, or a verse about … Continue reading
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$640 Million Will Buy ALOTTA Beer
It’s the $640 million lotto drawing tonight. Alabama and I play the lottery every 12-15 years, so buying $5 worth of quick picks was a pretty big deal in the Worly house. To prep for the big event we made … Continue reading
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Idaho Bans Text-Driving / Abortion / Gay Marriage
Over the past ten years or so I have gone to the Idaho.Gov legislative session to monitor the decline of frivolous legislation that gets served up to our over-worked Senators and Congressman for vote now that the new more conservative platform is less … Continue reading
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